- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

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