What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

What is 9+10? 19

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Once upon a time, The end.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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