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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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