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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is your name? My name is Jeff

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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