- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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