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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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