- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

Knock Knock! Who's There? Mike Mike who? Mike who you just called and told to come over Oh ok, come in

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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