Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

knock knock come in !

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Penis

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Anti Joke

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