What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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what goes boo a sock

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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