- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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