What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

I'm hungry.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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