Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

thumb_up thumb_down -5

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you call a blue chair A black person

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

thumb_up thumb_down -5

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I enjoy Popcorn

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops