Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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