What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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My Nan, that is all.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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knock knock go away

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and the holocaust? A pile of dead babies isn't funny

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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