Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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matt is fat

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Robin, get in the car!

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Read a Book.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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Hello penis

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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