- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

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