What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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