what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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