What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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women's rights.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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