- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

A guy at a baseball game....

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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