- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

Title IX

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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