- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

vote this down and i will DOX you

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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