- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Justin with a hat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What's brown an sticky Shit

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A man walked into a bar owch

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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