Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

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Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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