Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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