- Anti Joke

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Morning wood.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Morning wood.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

my penis

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Morning wood.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!