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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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