- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

Why couldn't Timmy ride his bike? He didn't have a bike, his family was very poor and did have much money. Therefore a bike for Timmy was the last of their concerns.

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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