- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

where do some birds live in? Earth

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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