A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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I like touching my boobs

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

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