How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

pauls tuck

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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