- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

why was justin sad? his family was murdered

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

A blind man walks into a library.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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