- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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