What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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