- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

Get on the boat.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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