- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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