Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Knock knock... Home invasion

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

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