Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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