why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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a black man pays his child support

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What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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