How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Chicken

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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