- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

A guy walks into a bar

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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