- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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