- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the lamp say to the hand? You turn me on

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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