what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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this website is a bad joke

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Guess what What

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Sloths

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The holocaust

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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