What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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