So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Anti Joke

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