When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Guess what What

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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this website is a bad joke

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Sloths

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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The holocaust

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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