A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

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How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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This is not funny.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

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mexicans fishing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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