- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

whats white and sticky glue

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Men's rights

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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