A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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