- Anti Joke

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.