- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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