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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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