Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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Neither did she.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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