- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake