- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

No it doesnt..

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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