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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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